

Yes it's about one fundamentally simple thing, blasting dirt off of objects, but it's the variety of objects there are to clean, and the many ways in which you go about blasting dirt from them, that makes it stand out.įor instance, my first job is to clean a van that's absolutely caked in mud. And what was immediately apparent was how much more there was to it than I was expecting. To discover why it's so popular, I fired it up - a perfect hot week for it, I think you'll agree. It has also just added Xbox versions, and it's included with GamePass. And it hasn't been around that long - it just launched in 1.0 after just over a year in Early Access.

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PowerWash Simulator has more than 20,000 "overwhelmingly positive" reviews on Steam - the sort of number that usually indicates big success. I am surprised, however, how popular the game is. (I probably wouldn't power-wash that cat, though.) Watch on YouTube A volcanic eruption?! That explains why everything is so damn dirty. I'm not surprised someone has made a game about them. You clean a bike in minutes that used to take you an hour you make a car look like new while envious neighbours watch on you bring up a patio a treat. You always remember the first time you use one - that kick-back you get from the pressured water as it slams into whatever you're pointing at, and that little "ooh" you give when you feel it.

I returned to the store a hero - even Russ looked impressed.Īh, power washers. What was I supposed to do about them?īut so intimidating must my visage have been - maybe I run like a charging rhino - that by the time I got near, they had dropped the power-washer, jumped in their getaway car and taken off, doing me a massive favour in the process. To make matters worse, they were running towards a car with other people inside. I didn't know what I'd do if I caught up with them - politely ask them to give it back? I'm not sure I actually fancied diving into a hedge. The thing is, I hadn't really thought it through.
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Availability: Out now on PC (Steam) and Xbox (One, X/S) for £20.Inspired by my macho colleague Russell - "Russ" - who had recently chased a shoplifter and tackled them into a hedge, I shot through the exit doors and across the car park after them. I was standing by the tills when I saw someone leg it back through the entrance with a large power-washer box. It was when I worked there - I wouldn't chase someone now! Maybe if there was a sale. I once chased someone across a B&Q car park because of a power washer.
